Over the bridge of dreams

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

@kittybroker

Take care of this kitty so full of love for the wonderful price of only $59.89!

do y’all think Ilya ever plays All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled over his loud speakers when Shane comes over to his house after a Montreal loss just to piss him off

Somebody online comments “I know it’s big” on Shane Hollander’s Calvin Klein ad campaign & gets a response from lilyrizz24 that says “how would you know. You know nothing. Delete this. He wouldn’t show you. Seriously delete this.”

As far as facile inversions of common tropes go, "character who's so pure and innocent that they have no idea their bizarre kinks are in any way unusual and end up scaring the hell out of their ostensibly more worldly peers" is a pretty good one.

Lowkey insecure about the placement of my well :/

The move away from physical media is so infuriating. We should have unquestionable ownership of the things we purchase that aren’t dependent on the whims of the company years after we bought the thing, but also! I love having nice pretty editions of things! Movies, books, video games, music, I love having a lovely special edition of my very favorites to display on my shelf! And now every company that makes every kind of media wants us to pay to basically rent things that they can take away at the moment’s notice with no recourse for the people who got screwed over. Fuck off!!!!!