Trying to Exist on Purpose.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

that room is lasagna

God forbid a citrus do anything

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person