I just blocked someone for saying girls and men in the same sentence. Strict as fuck over here idgaf

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

posts funnier with timestamps on

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓