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underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

teenage girl entering that awkward phase where she realises she's actually a teenage boy

"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

going on a walk will save you again and again and again and again and

depressed in my room pumping out those 0-noters like its 2017

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[ID: An image with a light yellow background, showing four selectable options. The question asks "What is your gender?" The first option is "male", the second option is "female", the third option is "prefer not to say", and the fourth option is "actually I would love to say but my gender is not an option." The fourth option is marked off. In the corner of the screen, there is a username written for credit - the.delta.quadrant. /End ID]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.