big bootied fanfic writer

No offense but Sam and Bucky aren’t bros they’re in love too

This account has just become my safe place to yap about her without her seeing bc she’s on all my other social medias

How the turn tables 😭

All those body worship fics I wrote,,, the closet was glass

Yk what else. Everything else. EVERYTHING ELSE THAT I AHVE EVER WRITTEN A FIC ABOUT…. IT WAS SO OBVIOUS

Me and her should make out (long overdue)

Me and her should make out (I saw her two days ago)

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!