big bootied fanfic writer

No offense but Sam and Bucky aren’t bros they’re in love too

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Settlers of catan

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

And DARK-SKINNED

When you can’t leave your suitcase bc not only does it have all your cool pants in it but it’s also got your brand new strap harness, so you miss your flight instead of abandoning it

I just saw gay porn as soon as I opened Instagram. The duality of man

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.