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I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

#when i die put me in the woods and give the woodland creatures a hunger for human flesh #inspire within them an uprising for another taste

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spongebobloveletters

Happy 250yrs of indigenous american's survival and resilience in spite of the horrors tribes all across the United States ( and Canada ) have faced. Whether youre celebrating or mourning today, do it knowing that the future will be brighter 💛 i love you :) 🍍🫧

spongebobloveletters

This also goes to black and african americans, whose enslaved ancestors built this country on their backs despite everything

This also goes to the immigrants who left their countries in search of a better life, who work hard to take care of their themselves and their families despite everything

You've survived 250yrs of living under the intense and often violent eye of the united states government, and you should be proud of both yourself and your community 💛 heres to the future being brighter and gentler 🍍🫧 I love you :)

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sioltach

I call this bug the What the fuck whatever

trying to report to tumblr a blog thats pretending to be support but they ask if you are the person or brand the blog is impersonating and you say no and they say well we need to hear from the affected party themself. like brother im trying to tell you that YOU are the affected party

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rainbowgaez

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

rainbowgaez

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

happybunnykat

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

happybunnykat

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

michaelmilligan

@quietwingsinthesky I feel this might interest you

#im gonna do this.#haikaveh here i come

newtid

terrible comic day terrible comic

#and i didnt get fucking lohen OR mavuika. brother i was out there grinding my ass off.

boydykedevo

Tumblr post: ugh people on tumblr don't even acknowledge the deeper themes of [media i have never experienced]

Me: ah ffuck. Ive never once posted about the deeper themes of [media i have never experienced]. Maybe im a bad person

theres the tiniest jumping spider ever on my leg and its snuggling in the crook of my knee and its SO cute it keeps looking at me with its big stinkin eyes and turning around and peeking out and then snuggling down and then looking again aaarhagahfgahrgahagrgaharghagshrgahargg

#spider #spiders #arachnid #arachnophobia #i uad 1 beer and noe this spider is my son

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dogpuppy

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

nekodamlings

sonia and akaneeeee ^_^ and a mini chiaki (+ soniakane tomodachi screenshots............)

boccher

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

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ytumamatambien2001

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

#this makes me sad. i feel like i neglect so many of them #youd be able to guess Two at BEST

isuggestforcemasc

I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

godfrey-the-chaos-duck

god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME

IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE

boyslit

hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair

being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game

boyslit

very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3

doberbutts

I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.

esoanem

bonesnail

I think @mxjackparker said as long as you have even a day as yourself, it’s never too late. I agree!! As long as you have even a second, even if your last second on earth is as yourself, then it’s never too late. It’s only too late when you’re gone.

#do not let them tell you that being masculine is gross or bad #being a shitheaded person is gross and bad. you can be a man and be kind #being a masculine nonbinary person and presenting as a man to the public has made my life 100000000x better

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roarshackle

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY HOMIES <3 I was trying so hard to get this zine out earlier this month but I guess better late than never. Soudam yuri was rotting my mind earlier this month I ended up making this free zine you can get off my K0 fi!

#OUHOUHOUHUOUHOUHOUH

thememedaddy

endlace

You if bugs didn't exist

wizardarchetypes

millenniumitem

Are we interpreting the original meme as “earth would be heavenly if we didn’t have bugs, which are evil”? Bc i interpreted it as “i would lie down in the grass constantly if i weren’t afraid of bugs crawling on me”

wizardarchetypes

No I think your interpretation is correct. I think I'm being an obnoxious pedant about bugs right now. And I will concede to that my beloved mutual.

#that is the correct interpretation #and that IS still the reason WHY im lying in the grass #i WANT the bugs.#this post works literally either way

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