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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

hi ! are any of my tumblr followers rich and able to send me a large amount of money or do any of you plan on being rich in the future and are willing to take me on as a dependant in a few years. my winning characteristics are:

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

I think it’s weird and annoying that there’s this societal push for “let women be feminine again!!!” when there has still never been any acceptance for masculine women

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything