homoerotically standing in the corner

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

That would be some real professional development there.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

LLM psychosis is simply the democratisation of being surrounded by yes-men and unctuous toadies, an experience previously only accessible to dictators and kings and cult leaders and venture capitalists