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You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

feel like the headlines are sleeping on “become my own blood boy”

Considering he’s been using his son as a blood boy, I feel this is a step up for Bryan

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

NO

It’s now problematic.. to like cats…?

I read the article and apparently this person genuinely thinks cats have the foresight and mental capacity to manipulate people?

We love cats because we understand something doesn’t need to obey us to love us. If we’re going to go all feminist about the situation.

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

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