ray of fucking sunshine

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

Are you a “I don’t check my notifications. I have 2538 unread emails” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person or a “ I have to check all my notifications because that little red bubble in the right corner of every app fucks with my vibe” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person?

Fuck your horoscope, your prediction for next year is determined by the songs on your spotify wrapped for your birthdate (m/d/yy)

not to be dramatic but the super trouper lights are gonna find me shining like the sun smiling having fun feeling like a number one and tonight the super trouper beams are gonna blind me but i won’t feel blue like i always do cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

What are we? Who are we?