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guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just

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i love when people are bisexual

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tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

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nowadays it costs $7 to get a little beverage. to cope with the misery of everyday life

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Same energy

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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

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Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

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Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

enbyroses

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

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i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

foxy-alien

😔 is a gateway drug into using emojis fulltime

wildersage

attempt to move an image in a word document leaves 7 dead 20 injured

happyheidi

🐕 dogs in windows ♡

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bakwaaas

the idea of being married is so weird like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and then there’s just some guy there??

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jadegordon

These vibes for everyone as we go into 2022!

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story time: when my brother was born I was about three years old and I can’t remember much, I just remember wanting to pick his name and finally settling on “Rainbow” and telling my parents hey so I decided we should name the kid Rainbow, top name right

bear in mind i was three and had all the naming capacity of a young fan making their first forays into making a power fantasy self-insert oc

but apparently dreams can get you somehwere because years later, when i was about thirteen i mentioned this memory to my mother, and she said “yeah, we called him that” and I was like “lmao as if you called him that I know brother’s name duh” and in short she got out his birth certificate, and yeah. My brother’s fucking middle name is, officially and legally, Rainbeau.

ok but it gets better. because my brother’s first name is Morgan, a welsh name which by some translations means “arc over the sea,” which can be argued means “rainbow”

my parents called my brother Rainbow Rainbow

i had too much power when i was three

crypticbeliever123

You went 10 years not knowing your own brother’s fucking middle name?

ariassong

Wait where's that website where you group movies I thought of a good one.

ariassong

I should rank this from absolutely terrible mom to just vaguely distant

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calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

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a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

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