it's a wild time to be alive

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

it's literally the evilest thing in the world to finally have time to write but then be tired. like wow you're telling me these two hours before going to bed are completely free but my brain is just Not Feeling It? fuck off

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know