I maintain this blog for gay shit and memes

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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alcohol

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

can the vampire take Benadryl to be in the angel's house

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

I hate spectating anything other than my cat but you all have fun now

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting