Highly Haunted 👁

i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

yeah there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but you're still a fucking bozo for having a disney+ subscription

hot girls in stem should make blue raspberries real

i have to be the most fuckable person at the vaccine center

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

alright im done put me in the heart locket

does an evil little “hee hee hee!” at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle

um, can you put that pussy on a coaster? thanks

sounds like someone is a little TOO mentally ill… goodbye!

Hiring managers

My goals, and motivation will never include how I want others to view me. I simply do not care about who I’ll attract. I am too focused on who I’m becoming. I’m doing all of this for me, and me only. I’m becoming the best version of myself for my own happiness.

i liek cosmic brownie :) *eats one* *gets sick for a little bit* *recovers* *eats one again*

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

It would be pretty chad if suicidal people could admit how they feel and seek support without being threatened with or forced into institutionalization. Everyone says “if you’re suicidal don’t be afraid to talk about it with loved ones and doctors before it’s too late!” but no one acknowledges why suicidal people avoid speaking up in the first place. When I was first put in a psych ward at age 14 I lied and told doctors I wasn’t suicidal at all because I was more miserable and scared in that place than home with my abusive dad where I could at least go places like school and see friends. Like, for fucks sake, if you want to actually help suicidal people accept and support them instead of shoving them aside as dangerous idiots who need to be locked up.