Red converse and racecars my beloveds

i am smart i am just also doopid💔

if we’re operating on the assumption that i’ve got a cat-with-nine-lives sort of situation going on then i have to have like [pause to count on fingers] five left. maybe even four

Something just happened and no one will ever know; until they do.

its not even all of them smh

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

@exaumateo

You and your cold ass hands FUCK OFF

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The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

@exaumateo

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo