Random Fuck

i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final

The best start to 20biteen

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

She came for his whole LIFE

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

10/10, greatest spy movie of all time

bad janet is just gina from brooklyn nine nine

Seriously

My favorite bit of trivia: the extras didn’t speak much English and missed their cue. They were supposed to start cheering immediately. Mark Addy (Roland) shouting “Yeah!” to get the crowd going was not in the script, but it was so funny they kept it.

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

Iconic