I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH. YOU WILL MEET SOMEONE WHO IS SO OBSESSED WITH YOU THAT THEY WILL GIVE SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU WOULD EVER ASK FOR. AND THEY WILL DO IT ALL JUST BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

I hope having sex thinks about me too

accidentally ghosting someone when you have no intention of doing it but the passage of time just gets away and the more time in-between the last message gets bigger and then suddenly it’s weird to reply? Yeah that’s my whole MO

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

august is the month we gently steer ourselves back in the right direction as summer comes to a close

Tell me the long version, i always have time for you