Evil Mercy

"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

much to consider. thank you.

The problem with jokes and laughing is there's no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny. Jacking off, however, has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from. Learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation, however, is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that.

Data finding out about JOI videos and being like oh thank goodness. helpful

The problem is he still lacks the psychological aspect and, this, gets no pleasure out of it. He has a dick, but he also doesn’t experience sensory pleasure which is where the weirdness comes in.

I will remember who only showed up for my body and who supported me when I bore out my soul

@funnier-when-objectum ?

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

computa send me a femme with an oral fixation and a heavy praise kink

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

What’s a little oral sex between friends?

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.