Evil Danny-kun (quiet and sinister)

you’re laughing. he’s failing his acrobatics check and you’re laughing

I'm scheduling this one in 2022. Here's to a nice surprise for my future self

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

yeah hang on

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

Time for me to beat my little clown drum again for Indian-ish by Priya Krishna, aka The Easiest Recipes I Have Ever Fucking Made. Dal that takes 15 minutes. Easy aloo gobhi. Easy saag feta. Buy. Cook. Eat.

This recipe for oven baked gnocchi with broccoli and lemon is awesome, and I appreciate that there are instructions for making your own version with different vegetables and toppings.

something I absolutely adore about spirk playlists is when 90% of the songs are about undying love and faith and science and their unbreakable bond... but about halfway through you get to a block of just. really really horny shit. the most animalistic lyrics possible. kind of songs you wouldn't dare play in public, and you think gleefully, ah. amok time.

a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod