Ironed Orchids

1995

1995

1995

1995

[Image description: screenshot of linked website. White background with Black font. There is a thin decorative border going around the text, interrupted by the date. Text as follows: 17 AUG 1995 Script

It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed. Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?! If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things LESS efficiently. Description

ctrl+f, obviously: search/find, will search a page/document for a word or phrase

ctrl+c / ctrl+v: copy/paste, highlight text and hit ctrl+c and it'll show up again when you hit ctrl+v

ctrl+x: cut, it does the same thing as ctrl+c but it deletes the text, again it'll show up when you hit ctrl+v

ctrl+z / ctrl+shift+z: undo/redo. ctrl+z will undo whatever you just typed, ctrl+shift+z will put it back.

ctrl+a: highlights all the text on a page. this one is a real unsung hero.

ctrl+p: print document.

ctrl+s, ctrl+shift+s: save, save as (for when you're working on a document or project that needs to be saved. note that i don't think ctrl+shift+s works on microsoft word anymore for some godforsaken reason)

also, if you're working with text and you press control while pressing the arrow keys, your cursor will jump from word to word instead of letter to letter. saves a lot of time if you're proofreading/formatting.

be sure to check individual programs and system settings to see what other shortcuts might be available to you. some people have mentioned ctrl+t opening a new tab in a browser, for example.

now go in peace

RAW STRENGTH: Cave hyena wins

Person 1: adhd is RUINING my life I was doing some sexy stuff with this guy and I went outside the room as some sort of power play. and. I forgof [typo as it is in the image]

Person 1: I forgot him

Person 1: I forgot him in the other room

Person 2: What

You're only supposed to put food down the disposal. It gets ground up and goes down the pipes. I guess the main pipes (standpipes) are big? I don't know. You can't put things like large lettuce leaves (it just makes a mess) or things that are really hard (melon rinds, corn cobs) down it, either. I've heard that plumbers hate them, but I'm not a plumber.

You're only supposed to put food down the disposal. It gets ground up and goes down the pipes. I guess the main pipes (standpipes) are big? I don't know. You can't put things like large lettuce leaves (it just makes a mess) or things that are really hard (melon rinds, corn cobs) down it, either. I've heard that plumbers hate them, but I'm not a plumber.