Ironed Orchids

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

There's a blender in there

I think the idea is, like "if you grind it up really really small, it'll be ok," but most people probably don't run it long enough to grind it really really small (the size of things that fit through the holes in the sink strainer). The bigger problem I hear about from the news is twofold: a) people putting grease down the drain and b) those wet wipes that SAY they're flushable but they do not degrade like paper so they contribute to massive fatbergs (with the grease) in sewer systems.

Autonomy is the ability to refuse help from someone but accept it from someone else. Or refuse help at one point and accept it at another. Or refuse help in one context and accept it in a different one. If you hold this ‘inconsistency’ against someone then you don’t actually respect their autonomy.

since this is the decade of greek mythology adaptations i want a muppet retelling of the iliad and the odyssey

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

There's a blender in there

Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons

it's a fool's errand but I was already out for bread and milk

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

something about john, a māori man, trapping the earths body in a white, blonde woman based off a barbie doll, a symbol of white feminity. something about this barbies soul ending up in a black/brown girls body, and being surrounded by people who loved her more wholesomely than john ever did. something about john supressing his culture through in empire for tens of thousands of years, naming his lyctors after classical figures and pursuing the same colonial policies that forever harmed his people. something about how john can never truly escape from where he came from.