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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.
Autonomy is the ability to refuse help from someone but accept it from someone else. Or refuse help at one point and accept it at another. Or refuse help in one context and accept it in a different one. If you hold this ‘inconsistency’ against someone then you don’t actually respect their autonomy.
since this is the decade of greek mythology adaptations i want a muppet retelling of the iliad and the odyssey
Inspired by my walking past a home built in 1754 in my new neighborhood, which isn't even the oldest building in the city. As someone born and raised in the Western US (where we do have some very old buildings, contrary to popular belief, just not in the middle of most cities), it made me curious!
When was the oldest extant building you can reasonably walk to from your home built?
20th century
19th century
18th century
17th century
16th century
15th century
14th century
13th century
12th century
11th century
10th century or before
(Use your judgement for definitions of "extant," it doesn't have to be used for its original purpose but my intention is a building that could theoretically still be used, not just the remnants of one.)

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I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything
There's a blender in there
#I'm always confused about the north american garbage disposal in the sink#where does the garbage go?#doesn't it clog up the pipes#honestly#combined with their weird toilets#US plumbing is a mystery to me (@ironedorchid)
You're only supposed to put food down the disposal. It gets ground up and goes down the pipes. I guess the main pipes (standpipes) are big? I don't know. You can't put things like large lettuce leaves (it just makes a mess) or things that are really hard (melon rinds, corn cobs) down it, either. I've heard that plumbers hate them, but I'm not a plumber.
I saw a video on facebook by a British woman responding to some USAmerican being confused/horrified by a European toilet because there's so little water in it, and the Brit explained with diagrams the difference between the plumbing systems. But generally speaking, US toilets use way more water than is necessary, even water-saving ones.
I knew it was only for food waste... But food waste can still clog up plumbing!
Lots of Australians use a sink strainer to stop tiny scraps of food from going down the sink after doing the dishes.
Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons
Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:
catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe
it's a fool's errand but I was already out for bread and milk
you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

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something about john, a māori man, trapping the earths body in a white, blonde woman based off a barbie doll, a symbol of white feminity. something about this barbies soul ending up in a black/brown girls body, and being surrounded by people who loved her more wholesomely than john ever did. something about john supressing his culture through in empire for tens of thousands of years, naming his lyctors after classical figures and pursuing the same colonial policies that forever harmed his people. something about how john can never truly escape from where he came from.
this is advice I've given friends directly before and I've probably also posted it but I really like giving it so here it is potentially again: do not create something for an imaginary bad faith reader.
there will always be someone who finds fault in your work. there will be people who read the messages on it wrong. there will be people who will take every compelling aspect about your work off of it so they can put in their own.
you cannot make art for these people.
you will never write a story that is free from criticism. you will never draw a piece that everyone finds appealing. you will never compose a song that everyone enjoys hearing. you cannot, fundamentally, set out to create something and only think of how you can avoid someone not liking it.
because, and this is key, there will be someone who sees every angle of your story and feels its intent in their heart and gushes to their friends about it. you will draw someone's favorite art and they will make it their phone wallpaper because they want to see it every day. someone will fall in love with your song and loop it on their way to work because it gets them through the day. and THOSE are the people your work is for. THOSE are the people you have to care about, because they love what you make for what it is - because it's itself.
if you set out to create something and file off every sharp edge, prune every thorn, you will be left with something fragile and weak, and it will be fragile and weak for the sake of someone who does not exist but that you were scared of anyway.
sharing art is complex and tangled and powerful, and anything you care enough to create deserves to flourish as itself. get sillay.
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
Taken: 17th of May 2025
I’ve been watching the news about the fires in France and have been worried about you and your critters. When you have time and/or the inclination, could you post just to let us know that you’re okay? Or in the worst-case scenario, to let us know just how bad things are?
As I’ve said before, your Tumblr is one of my favorite accounts. Sending lots of love and good vibes. 💝💐
Hi! It’s a horribly dry and hot summer, I've been giving the llamas hazel branches to eat because there's hardly any grass left in their pasture - but we're okay and have no fires where I live. Though we did smell them—the fires are 350 km away and last weekend we could see and smell the smoke here...
The local firemen had to issue a message asking people to stop calling them about the smoke and the smell because the fires are nowhere near us.
It’s really scary to think of tens of thousands of hectares of forest burning— I was reading an article about the fires in Spain that cited a scientific study from 10 years ago that predicted megafires in Spain around 2050 but here we are. And if we could smell the smoke from the Gironde fires all the way here I can’t imagine how bad it is near the affected areas... Thank you for your message 💛 I wish everyone cool rains :(
I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

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I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything
There's a blender in there
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
cackling at the implication that the christian god consumes his lambs (humans) as well