Embrace The Void And Have The Courage To Exist

I love Dan and Phil's dynamic where Dan tries to make a classy and subtle dirty joke and Phil just steamrolls by bluntly saying the thing. Honestly that makes it funnier

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

i refuse to stop ambulance truthing. we will fucking get that song if it kills me

happy one month since they said they were gonna watch twilight for philm club

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

never getting over dan's entire life flashing before his eyes as phil read out "taking a dick so far up my ass that i factory reset"

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself