My Only Escape

admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema

The stark bleakness of every scene that involved white people? The total absence of mercy or respite in their colonial horsey prison camp, the lack of color, the harsh straight lines and right angles, the unforgiving sun? Whoever did the art direction for that film really said Fuck Settler Lives.

The fuck? Lol

They already knew not to trust him.

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.

dark circles look so good … can we just all collectively acknowledge that

like what a sexy way to say you’re done w the world and ready to pull out a bat at any moment

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

As an autistic boy, I approve.

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

Oh goodness please make this go as viral as possible

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

i….really don’t like this.

Brilliant!

Simple.

This is how you parent. By trusting your kids and being there for them and not turning thier home into a prison

Here for iiiit

Need

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

Lost in the sauce