Hi my name is Rudyard Funn and Imthe proprietor of Funn Funerals (that’s our family name). I have black hair and eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Felix Trench (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not a vampire but everyone does thinks my sister is dead. I have pale white skin. I'm also an undertaker, and I work in a town called Piffling Vale on an island called Piffling where I'm on the village counsel. I'm a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black tie with a black sweater and gray pants, and I keep a mouse (my best friend) in my pocket. I was walking outside the village square. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. The man across the square stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
