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if instead it was “do you like penis coladas”. that would be fucked up and wrong on so many levels. but it merits discussion.

sorry also

and getting cock in the rain

because there are so many of us (catholicism) my cousins and i do a secret santa every year and i have my 8 year old cousin who is apparently now as voracious a reader as i was at her age so i’m currently taking suggestions for books you loved when you were 8-12

The magic tree house books were some of my favorites at that age!

if you’re a “man” where’s your black nail polish

Every kid had that moment where they realized that the guy who wrote these books was also the creator of Poptropica, and after that life was never the same.

He created poptropica??

world heritage post

Oh good glad to hear

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

World Heritage Post

Two time award winning post

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

mario is going to do the regular mario "here we go!!" exactly once at the start of the movie before coughing violently and then apologizing in chris pratts voice