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Merry Christmas!!!Ā
if instead it was ādo you like penis coladasā. that would be fucked up and wrong on so many levels. but it merits discussion.
sorry also
and getting cock in the rain
i want you to know that i also thought that line. i also thought āand getting cock in the rainā. but i didnāt post it. because i thought āfor sure that would be too farā.
look what youāve done to this post.
because there are so many of us (catholicism) my cousins and i do a secret santa every year and i have my 8 year old cousin who is apparently now as voracious a reader as i was at her age so iām currently taking suggestions for books you loved when you were 8-12
The magic tree house books were some of my favorites at that age!
if youāre a āmanā whereās your black nail polish

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aizawa is clingy like a cat <3
mic is a great father
the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help iām crying
enemies to lovers
Every kid had that moment where they realized that the guy who wrote these books was also the creator of Poptropica, and after that life was never the same.
He created poptropica??
Scrolling through tumblr is like being pummeled by bricks
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world heritage post
Oh good glad to hear
in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever
a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago
to everyone in the tags with the āhomophonic bowserā āso long gay bowserā and Ā ālove DOESNt winā
your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship
to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth
they just have the same taste
for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this
we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much
and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario
so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammiĀ
mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf
Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site
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seeing this made me feel like i just got a letter informing me of my own death
The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, Iād have two quarters.Ā The Ring: Which isnāt a lot, but itās weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauronās ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. Itās 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
Sauron.
Isildur
Deagol
SmƩagol
Bilbo
Frodo
Samwise
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying ābut something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.ā End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ringās perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I donāt like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I donāt know what you are but I hate you and I donāt know why youāre so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This oneās even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, Iāll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesnāt work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.Ā
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least youāre not number seven. Think Iām starting to get through finally.Ā
9. (Smeagol again) YES itās you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUUā¦. *fzt*Ā
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
Just eri getting treated like the princess she is <3
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mario is going to do the regular mario "here we go!!" exactly once at the start of the movie before coughing violently and then apologizing in chris pratts voice