discipline yokes the human body to time

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

i do love the joke they landed on ("why are you growing rhubarb" "to eat") but rip piffling harvest festival that rudyard forgot to grow a carrot for

matthew kimble and jeremy usbourne are similar to me in a way thats difficult to quantify and also despite both being sitcom men i feel like theres very limited crossover btwn their audiences. anyway mental health roommate that actually just enables you. freeloader that pays the rent by socializing. mommy issues. probably better with roommate's kid than roommate. something nearly incestuous going on. not dissimilar career paths if you care about the reference to jez working as a nurse and are very generous about his life coaching career (not that matthew's therapy career is much better)

jez spousification usbourne is pretty much speculation. mr matthew spousified kimble is one of the main characters of the show

FUCKS A PATIENT/CLIENT

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over