discipline yokes the human body to time

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

what if nothing we did changed anything (what if we had the power to change everything). what if I forgot how to be myself (what if I only remembered you). what if none of it mattered (what if we were the only things that mattered). what if it was inevitable (what if it was all our fault). what if I couldn't live without you (what if I ached with the weight of two souls overlapping). what if we were already dead (what if we never existed in the first place). what if I forgot my own name (what if I gave you mine).

do nuns have pockets

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

you jerk off in 4/4 time. I jerk off in 7/9. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!

"Forte! Forte!" my conductor (my girlfriend) yells, waving her conductor stick in the air. I expertly tug my penis to the complex rhythm. You could never understand.

As she throws her hands in the air, I orgasm, perfectly in time. From my penis erupts a perfect G flat. She wanted sharp. She hits me in the face with the stick thing and breaks my nose.

from now on the marine animal stranding team will only be responding to calls about sick/injured bugs.

what the fuck man you cant do that