Priest Shitpostius

u think eurovision is a competition between european countries but it's a actually a competition between the jury and the people

Girlmorning, and in case I don't see you girlafternoon girlevening and girlnight!

Eurovision turns me into a mix of a child full of wonder and curiousity, a song sommelier and, most importantly, a delirios raccoon in a garbage dumpster

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

Lol wtf! OP was DEFINITELY on mold spores when they wrote this....

GUESS WHO CAME BACK TO CAMP THIS YEAR

In one piece?

hate paper straws ooh it's biodegradable yeah i know because it's biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

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