witness to my misery relapse

descendants would be so interesting if it was like. good

descendants would be so interesting if it was ever after high

the pure hearted and self sacrificial sadist wants to know if youre coming to lamarques funeral

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

fuck

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy