cameratography

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

They did surgery on an orange

this brave mother just gave birth and all you guys can do is make japes and jokes about it. smh

They did a vitamin c-section

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

imagine explaining this post to your grandmother

Drake N Josh

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u