your neighbourhood possum

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

they literally know what's going on,

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

I do kegels to stim <- most dangerous pussy in the world