eat fruit, be gay, and vote

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

i feel like this is more funny

Need to bring this back

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

This applies to people too!!

“the curious paradox is that america has done more than any other country to change the world. yet americans are among the least prepared to cope with the world that they have changed. without intending to, america has entered the lives of most people on earth. by sharing the american dream globally, america has sprinkled the stardust of hope into billions of eyes. by refusing to make the mistakes of european colonists, it has liberated hundreds of millions, accumulating huge reservoirs of good will. tragically, when the cold war ended, america did a u-turn, walked away from the world, displayed indifference to the plight of others, and unwittingly alienated huge populations. a majority of the 1.2 billion muslims are clearly angry with america. many cheer osama. similarly, america has been imprudent in its dealings with the 1.2 billion chinese. reservoirs of good will have been replaced with reservoirs of anger and resentment.” kishore mahbubani from his book beyond the age of innocence, rebuilding trust between america & the world. published in 2005. picked this up for $2 from a thrift store today. a che guevara bookmark fell out of the pages. 21 years on, it feels all is lost. the global disenchantment with america is dizzying.

NGL, USA getting stoked for the rest of the world experiencing 'murica doesn't excite me. We've got 'murica at home. They've been exporting it for years. (Edinburgh was full of wannabe Scottish cowboys last weekend because someone called Zach Bryan was playing Murrayfield.)

im really mad at you for making that pun