A Creative Mind

You motherfucker you didn’t let me finish!

Uh huh, go ahead. 

I have all this power in my hands!-

Yeahadededed shut up shutthefuckup I’m The De- I don’t care! I do not care! You don’t understand I came down here as a joke to have Fun- [inhale] this is not- this means nothing! To me! THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! Alright? You mean NOTHING to me! YOU and your little friends, are fuckin annoying. This is why I stay down in hell, this is why punish SINNERS. I am the good guy, do you realize I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE? I AM THE WINNER OF- OF EVERYTHING. God goes up and he plays with all his little friends like “awyweah look I donated to charity” or whatever abaablabeh AH I getta kill people- I getta poke people with HOT STICKS. ALL DAY. It’s great- GIMME THOSE, YOU DON’T GET THOSE YOU LOST YOUR Stupid little privilages! Fuck you! Dipshit!

Oh god! 

Go to space!

[wheezing] ohh what the ff-

Look, I can do this!

[laughter] 

I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING THING

Oh my god he’s fucking losing it entirely. I haven’t seen this since, well- 

Why don’t you answer my chats in your chatbox?- I have the sub badge, 12 months. You never acknowledge me, not even once. And I came here from Hell to have Fun with you, I’m your biggest fan! I’ve been with ya since day 1 I got first badge. I was your first subscriber, and you don’t pay attention to me. I was with you through your candidacy, I was with you through your Sin Points- We went to chuck e cheese- you got me the little parachute’n trooper boy- and yet you won’t acknowledge me! You still just leave me in the dust every single day…

…..Reboot complete. New features:

Simple zest for life.

a bot have a little fun?

I think I earned it.

hey!

probably don’t do this!

when you tell facebook an ad “knows too much” you’re essentially confirming that their advertisement algorithm is working, it’s just making people uncomfortable because it’s working too well

it’s still positive feedback on them trying to either flood people with advertisements or socially engineer you into buying things by tracking frankly enormous amounts of data on your location, the other websites and apps you use, your conversations recorded through your phone, everything

instead? just mark all ads as "repetitive” or “irrelevant”- something that doesn’t give them information on how well the ad catered to your tastes.

HOLIDAY COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!

As some of you may know I have been struggling to get a job since March of 2020 and it's soon about to be two whole years of being jobless. As the year is coming to an end and as I want to help financially support my family as much as possible I am reopening commissions! Details below the read more!

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“I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. He’s an alcoholic.

“Oh they must be here.” He grunts.

I freeze. “Who?”

“Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs.

I start to sob.