Nothing Would be the Same if You Didn't Exist

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

Camouflage

He’s just hibernating for the age of dragons to come again.

Brie Larson showing up at conferences/interviews in this costume would be hilarious

WHAT

I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

Wow.

oh my god

2nd grade legend come to life

These are gorgeous! I want you to draw my d&d characters! 

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

Give op their hard-earned notes

Tbh I hear “partner” and assume gay, I didn’t know straights used it. Very fair point, OP

I hear ‘partner’ and think ‘gay’ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say ‘he’ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. It’s a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.

As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think it’s a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the person’s orientation or identity. I also use the word “partnered” when describing a monogamous relationship status.

The term “partner” also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isn’t dictated by its legal status. 

also you can make cowboy jokes

you can make cowboy jokes

as a deep-in-the-heart-of Texan, i approve of and encourage cowboy jokes to the extant that my being a Texan may.