happy halloween >:)

"Be nice to children" should not be a difficult or controversial opinion and yet...

They're not "demons" or "monsters" or "snot factories" they r quite literally just smaller humans.

And dont think that nobody notices the kids you point out to be "annoying" are disproportionately autistic, children of color, or little girls. Very often a combination of those three.

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

26th century sociologist voice: “and this is why Floridians adorned their lawns with the flamingo, even as the waters rose around them: to symbolize hope and resilience in the face of an overwhelmingly hostile environment.”

not to sound like a boomer but i am so afraid for so many minors online in this day and age

The next panel immediately burned my eye sockets

i really did not know what to expect

This level of romance or don’t even bother

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

I love how they’re all just dead asleep and then slowly Activate™ in response to the noise. <3

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c

nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD

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Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

These people are using soap.

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

My sister did that with an apple she gave me. I cried

You’re supposed to wash fruit though? Like you don’t wash meat because cooking it gets rid of the germs? Did you deep fry your apple or something??

IM SORRY BUT WHY WOULD YOU EAT. SOAP. anyway so they are actually talking about rinsing the chicken because it spreads the chicken germs onto the sink as well which is also invalid because you could just?? clean your sink?

But you don’t need to clean chicken because you cook it??????? Also you should wash non organic fruits and vegetables with soap to get the pesticides and other chemicals off

No one is washing the meat with soap. We are rinsing it… Jesus people….

But? Why? ??

This post is a fucking nightmare