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Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism
Chadsberg vs Wincell

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
―i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.
Vermont August rain to soothe your nervous systems
You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?
You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

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I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious
My biggest tinfoil hat conspiracy that I believe with my whole chest and will NOT be convinced otherwise is that a significant portion of modern queer community infighting is a scheme by Big Homophobia to weaken us from the inside and it pisses me off sm that it’s working
sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.
I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.
I think this is important because a lot of us forget the power of stories to make us feel things about characters who are not like us, who have experienced things that we never will. The purpose of listening to someone else's story should not necessarily be identification, but understanding.
distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.
anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control
oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:
it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!
Fun fact: the only people I've met who have successfully travelled to Turkmenistan are journalists and all of them have had to lie about being journalists on their visa applications because the country is a hermit kingdom and doesn't actually let journalists visit.
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

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normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop
takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"
If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
Buddy is like how the fuck did you get a picture of me
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
Don't give up kiddo, for the best part of twenty years I used the Sims to fulfil my dream of living in a small apartment of my own and having a samoyed. I bought a small flat in 2019 and in 2020 the samoyed followed, and five years on, I now finally have a house with a garden for my dogs to play in.
Most of my Sims also worked their way to the top of the career ladder and got significant payrises with every promotion, but I'm convinced that one's a pure work of fiction.

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"
it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth
Fun fact: In the UK, if you took out a student loan any time until a couple of years ago, anything you didn't manage to pay back was automatically forgiven after 30 years (now it's 40, boo!) and unlike American student loans, you don't repay until you earn above a certain threshold.
Now, this threshold varies depending on the type of plan you took out, which nation of the UK you come from (in Scotland it's lower because Scottish university tuition is free if you are Scottish) and it's lower for a Masters degree, but on average, you can earn about £21,000-27,000 without having to pay back anything, and many of those who earn about £25,000 or more a year pay back no more than £20 a month.
So business graduates, and those with flashy degrees that lead to six-figure salaries often end up paying back their loans in full, with minimal interest. Doctors, nurses, teachers, social workers, all those who we are completely reliant on for society not to collapse, they pay back their loans in the end, but often have to pay a hell of a lot of interest on top, even if there are still bursaries available (some of these were scrapped then reintroduced when the government realised what a joke it was to be charging people £9k a year to train to be a nurse while wondering why we were short of nurses).
You know who never pays back a penny of their student loans?
People with 'useless' degrees.
The arts graduates, the anthropology/sociology-with-a-very-odd-specialism graduates, the English Literature graduates who retrain as teachers in their 40s having never quite managed to publish a best-seller, the people who study something not because it's going to guarantee them a job or make them money, but because they love it.
There are so many degrees which, in a civilised world that recognised the full richness of humanity, would be massively oversubscribed, but in the one we live in are treated like they're not 'real' degrees, degrees in disability studies, film studies, LGBT+ history, linguistics, media literacy, psychology with a side of behavioural economics, and women's studies. Y'know, the kinds of degrees right-wing pseudo intellectuals hate because they teach you to think.
My degree was in Visual communication. I have never, since leaving university, had a job in the arts, I still do the odd commission, but I'm worked mainly in education and the charity sector, where average salaries are often just below the repayment threshold.
I've never paid a penny back on my student loans. On the rare occasion I've earned a bonus, or had overtime, and the student loans company have made the deduction, I've immediately gone online and entered my salary info to claim that money back as a refund (like getting a tax rebate but so much more satisfying).
It's also worth bearing in mind that the repayment threshold is primarily earned income (though any pension income or dividends over £2000 will also factor in) so if you work part-time while bringing up kids, and receive means-tested child-related benefits, it doesn't count towards the repayment threshold, same goes for if you receive benefits as a disabled person. So if you do a useless degree and then work freelance or part-time from when you're first kid is in nursery to when they're a teenager, you've probably already shaved off almost 20 of the 30 years needed to see the loan wiped out completely.
So yes, it is so important to do a useless degree, especially if you live in a country where your government will give you money to do a useless degree, then allow you to basically never pay it back.