woah woah i got my divorce

“Technically, all males are ‘performative males’. Haven’t you read Judith Butler?”

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

the kind of dumbass lies your brain will tell you when you are young and think you’re the first to ever experience depression

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

thinking about the emily wilson odyssey translation and lucretia for some reason and it feels like I've been stabbed <3

Can confirm.

the nfl just announced that hudson williams and connor storrie will be fucking raw at the superbowl halftime show