dazed and outwitted

Me as I crack open a word doc I haven't touched in almost 10 years to read the scraps of story I put there to see if they're salvageable

I love this post especially the rat part

The excerpt paragraph made me look up and stare at my wife for three solid minutes waiting for them to return to the couch. I couldn’t move on with my life. I had to read it aloud to them to their audible disgust and then they read all the comments with unbridled delight.

The Bad Sex Awards are a gem. You don't have to be male to be nominated.

i like this photo because it looks like i just told clefable we’re letting her go from her job were she’s been a loyal and dependable employee for 20 years