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get out of here bro im DEATHLY allergic to walnuts
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@thumbtackmafia
@walnut-pie-offical
get out of here bro im DEATHLY allergic to walnuts
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They semi-cancelled Timothee Chalamet for simply saying he found opera and ballet boring, by the way.
How does Hollywood work these days?
Being a bit of a naive, foolish young man and (wrongfully) calling opera and ballet irrelevant?
“You must apologise immediately! No Oscar for you.”
Acknowledging you stole terrified teenage girls from their bedrooms?
“Eh, you get a pass.”
Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.
”Well, Tim is dating a Kardashian sister.”
Embarrassing as it is, this other man admitted to war crimes.
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)
I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again
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can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean
Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet
Apt. C
So some weird shit is going on with “palm beach Pete”
Why did he redact the last name? It’s publicly known information that his name is Peter Bart Simel. This is fishy as fuck.
aborted bank teller: i would have loved to tell
aborted web developer; i would have loved to develop webs
aborted finger: i would have loved to fing
aborted masterbator: i would have loved to master bating
aborted challenger rocket: i would have loved to rock & challenge
Saying it would be nice for her cat Joplin to have some company during the day, realtor Christie Marie Wolfe, 34, adopted a second cat Tuesday for Joplin to terrorize while she is at work. “I hate to leave the poor guy alone all day, so I figured it’d be nice for him to have a companion cat to stalk across the dining room and corner in the pantry,” said Wolfe, whose busy schedule means she often leaves Joplin at home to shred his toys and the household furniture.
Full Story
“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking
Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.
Yes, but also, I
am begging you on bended
knee, paragraph breaks.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Happy Pride Month!
What flag did you get after you hearted?
Rainbow/Pride
Gay
Lesbian
Bisexual
Pansexual
Trans
Intersex
Nonbinary
Asexual
Aromatic
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
I am a straight ally, but to everyone who is part of the LGBTQIA+ then HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! I support you all! Be safe and have fun! Bye!
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He forgot to cover the most important part.
