a gem

omfg pls

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I like pizza and fries, chicken tenders and milkshakes. I like tater tots and waffles with syrup on them, I like enchiladas and I like pasta. there are even more things I like that I haven't even listed here

"just stop pulling out your hair" im going to start killing people

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

the fuck you mean its two am

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much