hero of this story

idk man this DnD shit is easy

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

I love that the guy reached for his dick out of sympathy pain for someone who doesn’t have dangly bits

I love the reference of “ that the guy” as id he aint part of one of the most annoying djs I LOVE IT

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

this is vile LMAO

This is better than any romantic comedy Hollywood could ever put out.

Post the design OP

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

i write bastard sentences with my evil little hands and i make them everyone else's problem

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now

if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

Cats (2019)

literally ALL of these cats just revealed that not only do they recognize a separate moving image as themselves, but that they recognize their owner AND their placement in space which is actually a Big Fucking Deal and I hope that animal behaviorologists are going nuts over this