No one is born into this world to be alone.

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

basically the hottest thing you can do is be kind

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

it's called the whether because it depends

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods