its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition