Another Day of Sun

Otters show me you hairy cocks challenege

Like to charge, reblog to cast

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

"don't be a cop" and the alleged cop behavior is telling people that spotify funds genocide and works with ICE

yeah man spotify is bad and google is bad and apple is bad and no ethical consumption etc but the least you could do is not gleefully play in the bloody puddle of your own consumerism and then pitch a fit when people tell you it's distasteful

If I like a pic of you, I either desire you carnally, or just hope you have a really nice day. You can pick which

My day would be significantly better if I could choke on it a little

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

boy i could really go for having some gay sex right now

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life