A Jumble Of Oxymorons

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

They make me physically ill

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

If I had a nickel for every time a character with super senses and super strength played by Tyler Hoechlin had his ass saved by a high schooler crashing a vehicle through a warehouse wall and driving said vehicle into the antagonist, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world