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my favorite college memory was when one of my profs, right before graduation, sat all of us seniors in her class down and said, "do NOT drink a lot the night before graduation" and we were all like "yeah yeah no being late to the ceremony, no stupid behavior" and she goes, "NO not for any of THOSE reasons. there's a bagpipe choir. do NOT be hungover for the bagpipe choir. you won't like it."

best part of the internet is the option to not engage. maybe i don’t want to have this convo. goodbye

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

back when cons were only sort of death traps my go to cosplay was ms pauling from tf2 because it was quick and easy and i looked cute and shes a good character and one time a guy dressed as scout came up to me while i was chilling on the ctcon patio and was like hey ms pauling how ya doing in the scout voice and then he fell down the stairs in front of me

Stop tagging this Hannibal