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I honestly never thought anyone could outdo Anakin-’you-underestimate-my-powers’-does-a-triple-backflip-and-gets-all-his-limbs-cut-off-Skywalker in being Extra™ but creating a bucket of your enemies ashes to angrily slam your completely unnecessary helmet into in front of prisoner company just for the villain aesthetic comes pretty damn close 

Yeah, you’re right. The only person who can out Extra™ Anakin is Anakin

WHY

Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no homo though”

I was going to reblog this with a well thought out piece about women and bible reading through the ages but I got distracted by the most casually sexist website I’ve seen in a while where people in 2016 were arguing if a woman could real the bible or pray in church with men, and how only men can lead the group in prayer and I want to die.

listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government

I don’t watch much tv so this is either a game of thrones reference or I missed a big moment in the Hillary campaign

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This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

the only legitimate survey money app around is Google Rewards. Fill out surveys, and get google play credit you can put toward in-game purchases or anything else in the play store. It’s pretty rad.

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

Eating pizza and playing video games everyday as a child is a clear sign of fun. Eating pizza and playing video games everyday as an adult is a clear sign of depression.

Honestly

She’s absolutely correct.

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oh boy do i got some news for ya