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This is her tiktok and she has a playlist dedicated to islamic omegaverse

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

I cannot get Smooth Anthony with chest hair visible from the bathrobe and feet up on the dndads zoom call out of my head. it's some fucked up blend of attraction and gender envy and humor and bewilderment. and the image lives solely in my mind. from their description on the podcast. i am in hell.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Alex put it in as placeholder name, expecting me to change it. I said it was a great name and we should keep it. Neither of us blinked. Very much one of those games of chicken where you just crash into each other head on and die instantly.

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

two most German modes of being

i like to recommend my friend individual tma episodes to listen to but it gets to a point where i have to go “also ignore jon going fucking insane at the end”