Soup

clicks my pincers in overjoyed salutation at your arrival

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

I’ve never tamed a cat before in Minecraft and apparently they sleep in your bed with you if you let them follow you around which is so adorable

you can tame the cats?

Yeah with raw fish

yeah but you gotta like slowly sneak up to them, you can't even go at full sneak speed, you have to like tap W to advance on the cat slowly until it's close enough to receive a fish, then you do that over and over again until hearts come out of it :3

I chase them like a crazy person spamming activate with a fish in my hand

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

Reblog to hug a trans girl who's feeling dowm

Big stupid penis

no

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

(drunk at the club) omg i swear i told u abt that time i ate a big bag of factory reject seeds until a healthy flower unfurled in my chest??? i didn’t?? yeahhh i know it was so crazy but i mistook the sensation for love and died…. i know right?? anyways. do u wanna come back to mine?

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?