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happy 12th birthday to this message which remains in my inbox

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

Why do people have two breasts, you ask? It's simple. One to dispense milk, the other to dispense Pepsi.

do catholic priests have to confess to other catholic priests like how therapists usually have their own therapist to talk to. is there a #1 most priest if u follow the chain up the way there's a #1 most therapist at the top or is it more of a big circle sort of situation. or do they just confess to god themselves like normal people

remember! when someone vents about racism instead of using their post to confess your sins you can simply☝️ Shut The Fuck Up

I like to think that willy stampler spent the six episodes between goblin and fender glennder doing nothing but racking his brain trying to come up with an answering deez nuts joke to kill glenn to

What if the fates are a trio of old grandmas gossiping while they’re weaving

what if they're the writers of everyones story an that's why we end up in Situations

Nah I think they’re a quilting circle

she drives me nornal