Why not?

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

I like how people were willing to fight to save Coyote vs. Acme even if it wasn't a good movie, purely because being able to write off any project is bullshit and disrespects every person who worked on it. Then it came out and it genuinely has a 100% score.

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

theres a lot of jobs i think would be cool to automate but the people being automated out of a job are given no alternatives because this is being done for the employers benefit not the employee. so we're in a weird situation where im lookin at jobs that i really dont think any person should be forced to endure and still having to go "well i guess id rather a human do it than a robot" which kind of sucks major ass actually. why am i on the side of employment. god damn it.

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

INSANE!!! BEAUTIFUL AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE