horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
this applies to unlearning things like shame and creating better coping mechanisms and forming new habits
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horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
this applies to unlearning things like shame and creating better coping mechanisms and forming new habits

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I really fucking hated how that AI-generated picture spread, so I made this quick edit of Pope and Shawn like a week ago. Use the damn Photoshop instead of using AI, guys.
Edited by me—you're welcome to use it.
That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
rabbot proposal 💍
based on this absolute banger of a post

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The last of the classically trained tumblrinas
Original Six Forever - (2026)
I really miss those guys 💗
andrew and gf being soooo loud they make it everyone else's problem
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craig finally understood why his brothers acted the way they did. why they gave him looks and cursed him out any time he stepped out of his room in the morning, hickeys to be found all over his neck and shoulders and red lines trailing down the length of his back.
thinking about how I’ll never get to experience this….. sigh🚬🚬🚬
What trying to map out realistic timelines of travel in your lotr fic feels like
I know it takes months of travel but I need them there in a week, how are we gonna make that happen
lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end
lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi
lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes
lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural
lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese
Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

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They call me the avoider for reasons I don't really want to talk about
Denied again
FANDOM: Lord of the Rings.
PAIRING/STARRING: Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, Frodo Baggins, & Strider a.k.a. Aragorn son of Arathorn
WORD COUNT: 280.
SUMMARY: Aragorn has denied the hobbits yet another meal.
CONTENT: Hunger (hobbit definition), silliness.
A/N: This is my contribution of the day for the January Jumble Scribbles challenge. The prompt of the day is: “Here’s another curse. May all your bacon burn”. As per usual please like, comment, and especially reblog - that’s the only way to make sure other people see it too. Here’s my TAGLIST and my MASTERLIST for more.
Denied again
“We cannot halt here,” Strider grumbles as he resolutely snatches the rations from Pippin’s hands and stuffs them back into the bag.
The hobbits exchange nervous glances.
“Why not?” Sam asks.
It is actually a gentle day where the sun is breaking through the thin layer of clouds, the light dappling the leaves of the bushes and trees. The landscape is flattening, so these little hills with glades are few and far in between.
“We have far to go still and little time,” Strider patiently explains. “It would be unwise to dally.”
“No one’s doing any dallying,” Merry defends the hobbits, stepping forward with squared shoulders and making himself look as tall as he can. “But a hobbit’s got to eat!”
They’ve had this discussion before and it did not pan out in favour of the hobbits.
Strider pinches the bridge of his nose, breathing in slowly before exhaling ever so softly.
“Second breakfast...” The hobbits nod eagerly but stop as Strider shakes his head and ties the provisions bag closed. “We need to preserve our rations. We need to keep moving. It is not safe for you -” here he looks to Frodo - “to be out and about.”
One of the mumbles something, making the other nod in silent agreement.
“What was that?” Strider asks, one of the brows in his rugged face arched.
That’s when Sam, gentle Sam, speaks up. “T’was a curse.” He puffs himself up. “And here’s another curse. M-may all your bacon burn!”
There’s fear in the brave hobbit’s face but it changes to confusion as Strider suddenly breaks into a smile.
“Then I shall fear your wrath, Samwise Gamgee. Come...we must continue.”
Oh, I love their small defiance of Strider's wishes, and Sam's curse at the end was the perfect ending to it all. Can't blame our hobbits if they're always hungry or Strider who's just trying to keep them safe, which puts them at odds. Love the tension building until it's broken at the end. So well done.
Thank you so much for the kind words - it means the world to me to hear!
I love Sam's dedication to taking care fo Frodo and the others even if that means he disagrees to some extend with Aragorn/Strider or others. Oh sure, he sees the importance of the "big goal" but he also knows that a person who's well will have better chances, so second breakfast it is!
Thank you for the reblog too!
You all need to understand that autonomy and especially bodily autonomy NEEDS to include being allowed to do things that are bad for you. True bodily autonomy includes being allowed to do things that are risky, drugs, cosmetic procedures and the like. Bodily autonomy needs to include being allowed to get high or smoke or get a BBL. The important part is education about the risks
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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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Dunno if this is real or false memory but I grew up watching soviet cartoons and "cute sturgeon wearing a bandana over her head" was like a reoccurring character design. But I haven't been able to find any screenshots. So either slavic bandana sturgeon is lost media, an original idea that came to me in a dream, or Google is falling apart piece by piece and we wont be able to find anything online ever again