Good Morning, Internet!

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

the Ice War on Europa...

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

damn girl is that a pie on your windowsill 👀👀👀

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits