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meet the grahams was Achilles killing Hector, not like us is Achilles tying Hector’s corpse to his chariot and dragging it around the walls of Troy

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Okay, first of all: it is not at all surprising that tumblr is into this beef. at least half of being in fandom is beefing constantly, and the levels of haterdom that Kendrick Lamar has achieved are...... truly impressive and a little bit scary.
this is gonna be messy and not comprehensive but i've been thinking about this for like a week and there's just so much....... context. there's layers to this shit.
so let's start at the beginning.
new year, old me
Yesterday I slept in a little. M and I trade off who gets to sleep in, and it was my turn.
M got a fondue pot for Xmas, and we'd had a lovely neighbor couple over for a fondue party the night before, so for a leisurely New Year's Day breakfast I had coffee and leftover cheese fondue with bratwurst.
I got myself and the kids dressed and we went to meet my family out for bowling. My sister and her family are visiting from Utah for the holiday. I've bowled maybe ten times as an adult, but I'm proud to say I didn't have the worst score. I played some of the arcade games with my kids, introducing them to skeeball, for one.
Brought the kids home and went to Lowe's to get a gift card for my stepdad for his birthday party (what do you get the man who has everything?) and a pole hedge trimmer for these tough-to-reach azaleas who taunt me.
Took M and the kids to my brother's place for family dinner/stepdad's b-day party. Sister-in-law made a big, traditionally Southern New Year's Day meal with roasted pork, black-eyed peas, cornbread, and collards.
Left before everyone else (which is what you do when you have young children who can't hang), put the kids to bed, cleaned the kitchen, and settled in to start a new show called Night Agent on Netflix. It's super boring and copagandistic, so stopped that about 20 minutes in and put on Midnight Mass instead, which we haven't seen, but so far is much more our speed. I feel like we're running out of shows to watch, in case anyone has recommendations?
Then I played Elden Ring for like 2 hours before going to bed.
Anyway, that was my New Year's Day.
started seeing someone
Several dude friends with gfs are all, “Hey, let’s double date!”
Was scrolling through old posts, feeling wistful I suppose, and found this one about when I started seeing my wife. Have been on many double dates since 2013.
Soothe
A visual mantra. A deep breath.
8 May 2022.
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Think fast, Shithead
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You do have to be good. In fact, you have to be perfect. Having even one perturbation will disqualify you from going to the grocery store. You are obligated to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting, backwards, in underwear made of red-hot puff adders. You can't let that soft, fallible animal of your body love what it loves. Are you kidding? Tell me about despair, yours, and keep telling me, and don't stop, or you'll completely explode and go to jail, and then hell. Meanwhile the world goes on without you. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of hailstones are beating down on your head, pouring into the buildings and deep gutters, the corpse-laden mountains and the rivers-- did you read that article about the one that turned bright yellow from pollution? Meanwhile the wild geese, hissing and shitting everywhere will not leave your yard. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, you can always get lonelier! And I can help. I call to you like the wild geese, harsh and intimidating, over and over announcing your place-- oop, sorry, never mind, someone else took it.
I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images
EMILE GRUPPE Sunlit Forest Interior Oil on Canvas 40″ x 50″

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The Lake, 1902, Viktor Vasnetsov
Medium: oil,canvas
Superman by Bill Sienkiewicz
Two Pierrots, 1922, Juan Gris
Medium: oil,canvas
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Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a penis wakt. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just wakt it. It could be a slap behind the dumpster, a quick spank during your office hours, or two wakts straight to your penis, and balls - Dale Copper, Penis Wakt (1990)

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Nicole Eisenman (American, b. 1965), Close to Edge, 2015. Oil on canvas, 82 × 65 in.
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.